Deck the hell out of these halls / Greeting Card
$4.00Price
Why settle for basic holiday cheer when you can send a card that's packed with sarcasm, sass, or swears?!
Details.
This card is locally printed on 100% recycled paper, and comes with a blank interior for your own smart-ass notes or heartfelt wishes.
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Original design, created by hand by Brianna Reagan
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Part of the 2024 Holiday Season Series
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Size: A2, 4.25" x 5.5" folded
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Crisp, high-quality printing on eco-friendly paper (because we care about naughty and nice lists)
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Paired with envelopes so you’re ready to go
- Ships from Fairbanks, Alaska
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Perfect for:
Not your grandma's Christmas card, this greeting delivers a fresh spin on a holiday classic with an edgy pun or “elf this” vibes. Give it to:
- Friends who love a little holiday snark
- The “reluctantly festive” people in your life
- Anyone who appreciates humor, wit, and a slight alt twist to tradition
NOT perfect for:
- Your boss who sends all-staff holiday memos in Comic Sans
- People who collect angel figurines and watch Hallmark movies
- Your super traditional aunt who thinks sarcasm is a sin
- People who put the “silent” in Silent Night
- Those who think eggnog is just a drink and not a personality