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Deck the hell out of these halls / Greeting Card

Deck the hell out of these halls / Greeting Card

$4.00Price

Why settle for basic holiday cheer when you can send a card that's packed with sarcasm, sass, or swears?! 

  • Details.

    This card is locally printed on 100% recycled paper, and comes with a blank interior for your own smart-ass notes or heartfelt wishes.

    • Original design, created by hand by Brianna Reagan

    • Part of the 2024 Holiday Season Series

    • Size: A2, 4.25" x 5.5" folded

    • Crisp, high-quality printing on eco-friendly paper (because we care about naughty and nice lists)

    • Paired with envelopes so you’re ready to go 

    • Ships from Fairbanks, Alaska
  • Perfect for:

    Not your grandma's Christmas card, this greeting delivers a fresh spin on a holiday classic with an edgy pun or “elf this” vibes. Give it to:

    • Friends who love a little holiday snark
    • The “reluctantly festive” people in your life
    • Anyone who appreciates humor, wit, and a slight alt twist to tradition
  • NOT perfect for:

    • Your boss who sends all-staff holiday memos in Comic Sans 
    • People who collect angel figurines and watch Hallmark movies 
    • Your super traditional aunt who thinks sarcasm is a sin
    • People who put the “silent” in Silent Night
    • Those who think eggnog is just a drink and not a personality
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