Hope your holidays don't suck balls / Greeting Card

This card is locally printed on 100% recycled paper, and comes with a blank interior for your own smart-ass notes or heartfelt wishes.

• Original design, created by hand by Brianna Reagan

• Part of the 2024 Holiday Season Series

• Size: A2, 4.25" x 5.5" folded

• Crisp, high-quality printing on eco-friendly paper (because we care about naughty and nice lists)

• Paired with envelopes so you’re ready to go 

• Ships from Fairbanks, Alaska

Not your grandma's Christmas card, this greeting delivers a fresh spin on a holiday classic with an edgy pun or “elf this” vibes. Give it to:

• Friends who love a little holiday snark
• The “reluctantly festive” people in your life
• Anyone who appreciates humor, wit, and a slight alt twist to tradition

• Your boss who sends all-staff holiday memos in Comic Sans 
• People who collect angel figurines and watch Hallmark movies 
• Your super traditional aunt who thinks sarcasm is a sin
• People who put the “silent” in Silent Night
• Those who think eggnog is just a drink and not a personality